- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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