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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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