What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Who is big and stupid My brother

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

woman's rights

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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