Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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