- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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