So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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