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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Mogok Papiti.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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