- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Brain fart

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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