what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Anti Joke

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