What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

WNBA

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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