- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

that wall over there ->

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Blacks

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what goes boo a sock

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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