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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Knock knock Go away

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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