- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A child walks into a classroom.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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