What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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