What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was the gay guy sad?

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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