A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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willie revilame

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Japan

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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