- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A chicken walked into the bar...

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Do u take sugar?

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