i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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