- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Terry has ebola

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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