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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What comes after 69? 70

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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