- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Terry has ebola

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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