- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face