Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

whats up and also down? your mum

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

world society

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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