Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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