Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Shea's sty....

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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knock,knock you suck

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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