- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I named my son ps2 controller

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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