How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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President Donald Trump

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