*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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canadians

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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