Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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