A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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