- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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