A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Your face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Barack Obama

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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