- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

women's rights

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your dads dead. lol

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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