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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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