- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Your Mother

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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