- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Do u take sugar?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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