whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Yo mama so fat.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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