Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what are three short words? i a am

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

you...

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Stop procrastinating.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

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