- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Christianity.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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