- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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