- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the dog die? He was old

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.