- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Woman's Rights

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Andy Carrol

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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