don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Do you like apples? Yes

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Water? I hardly know her.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

vitamin c

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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