why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Potato!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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