- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

John Stamos.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Smeg...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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