- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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