- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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