- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Women's rights

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

VAL SUCKS

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

asdf

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