Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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women sports....

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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