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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Matt is a Duster!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Latvia isn't a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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