womans rights...

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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