- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

kaite is dumb that is true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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