whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why was the man sad? his wife died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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