- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Women's rights...

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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