- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Knock knock open

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do I hate? people

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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