whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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<=3 penis

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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