Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Your Mother

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Knock knock knock OCD

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Anti Joke

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