why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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to get to the other side.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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