- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Knock Knock opens the door

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i lyk 2 eet pup

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Dance is a sport

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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