What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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The truth is he loves her!!

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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