- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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