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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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