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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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