- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

what tall and looks like a jew?

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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