why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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