- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again