- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

I'm gay.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

belly button

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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