why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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* anti-punchline

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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