- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.