who is awesome? no one...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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