- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Please? No.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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