- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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