- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

The government

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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